I drove up to a town today
with a carload full of friends
we laughed and ate and walked about
on a boardwalk without end.
The sign claimed that it was so big
the biggest one around
that floats on ceder shaped and nailed
The pathway we were bound.
And after walking 'cross the waves
Bonnie did turn and hurl
"The sign did not to us declare
its the boringest in the world!"